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2015 The Hill Has Eyes Event Reviews


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Please note: this review is for the 2015 season rather than the current season.

The Hill Has Eyes

by dubstyle_2k (Newbie Review Crew Member) after attending on Saturday, October 24, 2015 at about 9 p.m.

Fun Factor: High Fear Factor: Medium

Review

Loosely playing on the "Hills Have Eyes" film theme, the Hill Has Eyes spins a tale of similar ghouls, but this time it's trailer park freaks and backwoods creeps who are stalking your every move. HHE boasts an impressive 5 attractions for the price of 1, sounds like the best deal I've come across in my journeys! HHE Does have ALL who attend sign a waiver, more on that later. HHE is yet another haunt that I have never attended, I was very excited to get my journey started.

I made my first mistake by arriving around 9:00pm... My buddy had dinner plans, what can you do? I was routed to overflow parking, far from the haunt, it was an uphill walk, then down a dirt road. Point is, if you learn anything from me, GET THERE EARLY! This place get busy! After meeting up with my friend, we found the (heated!) ticket booth and preceded to wait in a very long line to buy tickets. A bunch of clipboards started circulating with wavers, but the man in front of me told me I didn't have to sign it because it said for those under 18. Okay, cool! We waited a bit more and made it almost to the front of the line and a gentleman handed us the same clipboard, turns out we did have to sign the waiver, they were just out of the adult waivers. So, after holding up the line a bit so I could sign the waiver that I could have signed 30 minutes earlier if someone had explained to me what was going on, we made our way to the ticket booth and decided to purchase VIP tickets. If it took that long to just buy tickets, how long would it take to get in each haunt? It was only a $10 difference, totally worth it! Skip all of the lines, we got right in!

***One quick thing, if you're worried about signing the waiver, I was never put in danger, hurt, the only time I was touched was when an actor let's say, caressed my beard (weird right?), there were these prickly things that hung down at one point that we couldn't tell if they were pricking us or lightly zapping us. With that being said, there is a bit of foul language, so that might be the basis for the waver, I'm not sure, probably just a liability thing, because there's a lot of terrain you walk through.

***A few notes on the waiting area: If I weren't there to review HHE I would have loved this waiting area! Full bar, although that could be a REAL problem if you have no control considering $3 beers are pretty cheap for an event like this. There was also a DJ laying it down, having contests and giving away stuff. Now, I don't know how they roll in on most nights, but we almost walked out immediately because within 3 minutes of walking in he played Crazy B**** by Buckcherry. I don't need that in my life ever again, and it's still stuck there! YUCK! ANYWAYS, on to my review!

Again let me reiterate, we got the VIP passes, and we didn't regret it one bit! We were able to bypass all those waiting in the waiting area, and the people waiting in the line for the first haunt, Hooded. When you get to the front of the line you are instructed to grab a black hood, from there a man leads you through a door. You will follow a path until you reach what appears to be a soldier holding you up at gunpoint. This is where you put your hood on, now you can't see anything! You are instructed to reach for a rope that is to guide you along the path, that is the only way you can find your way. You MAY NOT lift the mask! FYI, the mask is very dark, very disorienting, and kind of hot! This was unlike anything I've ever experienced in a haunt! There wasn't too much going on here other than it being dark and you had to walk kind of slow. The path was relatively straight and would turn once in a while. It would have been nice if there were more things to startle you, I mean I was expecting something, I was blind to the world, I was on high alert. The soldier plays it well, and gave me a jab or two for having plugs in my ears! After a short stroll through the woods, Hooded is done. It was a fun start to the HHE experience!

On to the next haunt, Failed Escape. We entered our VIP line but were happy to wait a few minutes because this this line was one of the only lines to offer entertainment in the form of a very loud, very charismatic clown. The clown did a great job playing to the crowd, and when he noticed that I was laughing, he asked that I was laughing at, and he called me 4-eyes! I love it! Okay, so I'm just going to say that the next two haunts were unfortunately very similar. They start out very different, but both end up about the same. This makes reviewing these two more difficult. This haunt takes you through a junk yard with some freaks leaping from car to car, then you'll take a trip through the back woods where you'll meet some hillbillies who won't take kindly to your kind trespassing on their property, if you catch my drift. The best part of Failed Escape was by far the actor who recognized my friend and called him out! Nothing like having a backwoods hillbilly knowing your buddies name! After that, the mad men in the woods came out, this was an over used theme, but it's an easy go to in an outdoor, heavily wooded haunt. Now we were on to the next haunt.

Hunger Hollow was the third of the five advertised attractions at HHE. The theme started out centered around a butchers shop. Hanging body parts and guts everywhere! As we made our way through the woods again, a group caught up to us. This group had three very hyper teenagers in it. Not HHE's fault, but I wish they would have spaced us out a little more so they wouldn't have caught up with us so quickly, and unfortunately, I was at the end at this point so I had to hear their goofiness, and I had to keep getting bumped into. Not that big of a deal, just my own pet peeves. After going through another section and more woods you'll happen upon a facade. Here they're are running a wicked church service! Pretty cool, and this split us up from the group that caught up to us, even better! They then send you off to the next section of HHE, the Scare Lift!

The Scare Lift is a ski lift that will take you back to the top of the hill for the final attraction. There were two clown like fellas manning the lift when we went, they seemed ready to entertain, but just as they were going to do their thing, the teenagers showed up and started asking silly questions, and it became about them and not about the show. So we get on the Scare Lift, and let me tell you, they really dropped the ball with this one. It's really just a ski lift with circus music playing. Now you may be asking me "Pete, what could they possibly do to make it more than that?" Well, I would have had actors riding on random carts, squirting people with water, or silly string, or something. It was just a plain old ski lift ride, kind of boring. The lift leads you to the fifth and final attraction, Carnivore.

Carnivore was one of my favorite parts of HHE because it was completely different from the rest of the haunt. Though it's relatively short, it's very fun. You'll experience a carnival style maze, very tight squeeze tunnels, and a spinning vortex, which leads to the climax, a side show featuring a human puppet show! I won't say anymore! You must witness it for yourself!

Hill Has Eyes is definitely the biggest haunt I've been to. Though I focused on the fact that they relied heavily on the mad man in the woods angle a lot, they do mix up the themes more than enough to call this haunt original. The bottom line... was this haunt the scariest I've been to? No, but the fun factor is way up there. You will jump, then you will laugh about it after, at least that's how we were. It was a fun adventure. Was it worth the money? That's up for debate, it's an expensive haunt, but like I said, it's the longest haunt I've been to.

Signage / Visibility / Location


Coming off of the interstate, there was a sign pointing me down the road I was supposed to take. There is parking control to help with the multiple parking lots (it gets full).

Wait Area / Line Entertainment


The wait area is awesome. It is heated, which is a plus, also if you so desire, there is a full liquor bar, and a DJ. There were no actors walking the area, but it was fun none the less.

Actors' Performance


The actors were okay. The areas where the themes were prevalent, the actors were awesome, but the random actors were just so-so; you could tell those actors were just bit part players.

Sets Scenes / Props / FX


It was an outdoor haunt, the sets were okay. Nothing too fancy.

Length


With the VIP pass we were in and out in 45 minutes, so expect to be in there about an hour and a half if you don't buy the VIP ticket, I would guess.

Crowd Control


Crowd control was excellent! There wasn't any issues, and like I stated above, they were serving cheap beer and alcohol!

Most Memorable Moment


Hooded, though it wasn't scary, and it could have used more jumps, I've never experienced anything like being blindfolded in a haunt. I liked it!

Summary

Though a little pricy, and not the scariest haunt, Hill Has Eyes is definitely bang for your buck. It's the biggest haunt I've EVER been too. It's packed with fun! If you're looking for an amusing, exciting evening, this might be your place!

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The Hill Has Eyes

by bonedaddy32 after attending on Friday, October 23, 2015 at about 9:30 p.m.

Fun Factor: Low Fear Factor: Low

Review

As a fan of Halloween, I go to approximately 20 haunted houses during October. On the 23rd I went to visit The Hill Has Eyes in Franklin. Upon arriving, I found some people finishing up and walking to their cars saying how disappointed they were with all 5 attractions. I then became skeptical and was unsure if I wanted to continue with this, but for the good of Halloween I had to continue. I signed a waiver and started my trek. Unfortunately I didn't jump, startle, or anything! It was very sad. The actors were very mediocre and didn't seem to have as much fun as other places. For all the hype this place created for itself, it's not all that great.
The scares weren't there, the scenery wasn't as detailed as others, and the placement of everything was so scattered and had no reason to its madness. I'm sorry to have to report this, but this attraction was nothing but hype, and is not worth the effort. If the staff can't put effort into it, then why should we?

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The Hill Has Eyes

by barbwells69 after attending on Saturday, October 17, 2015 at about 8:30 p.m.

Fun Factor: Low Fear Factor: N/A

Review

I must say I had very high hopes for this attraction, we took a bus with 15 ppl and spent a LOT of money on tickets....
This was the worst Haunted attraction I have ever been to! I don't think my heart raced ONCE.... I would rather have small and scary as hell, then super large and nothing.... We did so much walking which was ok as long as we were scared and we were NOT... we all were worried about walking and watching the terrain more then we could enjoy any decorations or characters, the hood part was STUPID...didn't even get scared... The ending of the Puppet show was the most ridiculous thing I have EVER seen...there was not ONE part of it that was good in ANY way and that is MOST of the whole place as well! the ski lift part was a HUGE let down, not one thing on the ground to watch or anything... PLAIN AND DULL just like the WHOLE event.... I honestly feel sick that I spent 34.00 on a ticket to get some cardio in.... RIDICULOUS!

Summary

Don't waste your money to go here.... If you are a TRUE haunted house person, then this place will let you down! the ONLY good thing was the location of the event, good idea, but HUGE let down...

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The Hill Has Eyes

by atwill1 after attending on Sunday, October 18, 2015 at about 7 p.m.

Fun Factor: Very High Fear Factor: High

Review

I went to the event this event with my family. And i must say, we really enjoyed the experience.
I would highly recommend The Hills Have Eyes to anyone who wants go out and enjoy a fun
thrill experience. And it's also family friendly. Though, I would'nt recommend it for any kids
under the age of 10. For 35 bucks, you definitely get your moneys worth. It took about an hour to
complete all the haunts. We also did arrive early to try and beat the long line wait. And we were'nt
disappointed at all. We waited maybe 30-45 mins. tops. So I can't complain at all.
All around, I'd rate it 5 stars. And plan to attend next year..

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The Hill Has Eyes

by danderson111771 after attending on Thursday, October 15, 2015 at about 7 p.m.

Fun Factor: Low Fear Factor: Low

Review

I went to The Hill Has Eyes last night. It was not very good at all. It had a good premise, but was severely lacking. "Zombie Infested Thrill Ride"? Nope. The "scare lift" was nothing but an ordinary ride on a ski lift. No Zombies to be found, anywhere. Hooded was ok, but as you can't see anything, I didn't see the point of it... besides not being able to see you is yelling at you. The 'carnival show' at the end was pointless, as well. It made no sense! My nephew and I ended up hiding in the maze prior to the end, just so the other (strangers) in our group would get scared at SOMETHING...
I don't know if it was because it was a Thursday night, or we got caught up in a 'children's group outing' that was less scary or what... but in my opinion, it was NOT worth the price of admission.

Summary

Potential to be GREAT. Just needs work. And I feel like it was false advertising in regards to the 'scare lift'...

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The Hill Has Eyes

by webmistress after attending on Sunday, October 11, 2015 at about 7:30 p.m.

Fun Factor: High Fear Factor: Medium

Review

I've been looking forward to going for the last few months. When we got there, we expected to wait in line, bit didn't expect as many people to be there. We waited about 45 minutes to get our tickets and then we waited over 3 hours to actually get into the event. But taking that out of the equation, it was a lot of fun. The best part was the ski lift and the 3rd attraction. They make the whole experience different then most. They take away different senses at times. One point your hooded and can't see anything, you get put in a dark tunnel thing and bake you wait to be let out so Thor waiting and anticipating what's next there was a lot of fog machines used tho, at a certain point there so much in a single room that you can't see a thing and it gets hard to breathe. But all in all, it was worth the wait and the money.

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The Hill Has Eyes

by LisaChamberlain after attending on Saturday, October 3, 2015 at about 9 p.m.

Fun Factor: Low Fear Factor: N/A

Review

Extremely disappointing! Last year there was a slide toward the end, this yr there is a silly puppet show.

Summary

Disappointing

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