Please note: this review is for the 2006 season rather than the current season.

Mars Haunted House - CLOSED-

by liht after attending on Sunday, October 8, 2006 at about 4 p.m.

Fun Factor: Very High Fear Factor: Very High


Signage / Visibility / Location

Location was awesome. It's got a lot of stairs to enter, the lighting is wicked! You can see the banners from down the block!

Wait Area / Line Entertainment

Oh wow. The creature zombie thing. Amazing! He totally catches you off guard. There's also the lady of the house who is totally not very scarey too look at...IF you don't look long. Her scream will deafen your life!!!

Most Unique

The creativeness of the Kitchen character. Pay attention to her closely! I thought she was going to bite my ear off, with the way she was chomping on her feed.

Actors' Performance

The scarecrow dude was amazing, and I loved the freddy hat!!! The growls were sickening. I wanted to run! The autopsy dude was totally SICK! He was not to be reckoned with. I won't tell you to run through the closet. Walk! It's definately worth it!!!! The kitchen area was off the hook! I totally didn't notice that she was real!!! She just kinda watched and then BAM! right in your face! Light helps you see the horror in her eyes. Realistic as hell, but I still thought it was a dummy! And their DOG Spike. OMG. Did you know he can fly? Stay off the floor just after the kitchen. That dog made me think I was going to get eaten alive! The bedroom dolls are totally gross!! And...they will follow you!!! The chick in the psycho ward was also a great piece. She really makes you think about that one show with the haunted ward!! But don't look up! Whatever you do...DONT LOOK UP! I thought I was going to FAINT!

Appropriate For

Not for Wimpy Kids.


You TOTALLY have to check this haunted house out. It's got all the gore for the horror and more!

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December 6th, 2019 11:51 a.m. CST 11.0