The Onalaska Jaycees Haunted House returns for its 38th consecutive season with "Infestation".
After the fall of "FreakHaven" by means of toxic waste, the freaks in search of some direction and leadership fell victim to an infestation of rodents, snakes, insects and spiders.
Barely limping along and losing what little bit of comfort was left in their lives, a savior appeared. "Asa Spades" A snake charming preacher with an entourage of interesting characters including his assistant "The Devil's Advocate". With promise of a solution to the infestation, the freaks let the Preacher take charge over their compound. The freaks were presented with new masks that were meant to protect them from the Toxins that would be required to eradicate the infestation, but as it turns out, they are a means to gain control over whoever wears them.
The Infestation was the perfect way to gain control over this group of freaks at their time of weakness, and get them to carry out whatever evil deeds Asa and the DA demand, the real infestation wasn't the spiders, bugs and snakes.....
"A Cult is a religion with no political power"
-Tom Wolfe
October 12-13, 18-20, 25-27
Ticket Sales:
Friday & Saturday 6:30-10pm
Thursdays (Student night) 6:30pm-9pm
Doors open 7:00pm
$8.00 Fridays & Saturdays
Fast Track to Fear $20 per person (Only 20 available per night). Go right in and avoid the line (Offered Fridays and Saturdays ONLY).
(No offers, discounts, or coupons apply to the Fast Track to Fear promotion)
$2.00 off admission with TWO non-perishable food item/canned goods (Please no Ramen noodles)
(This offer is not applicable with any other offer, promotion, or discount.)
Thursdays: Student discounts!
$5.00 admission with a VALID student I.D
(This offer is not applicable with any other offer, promotion, or discount.)
Clearwater Farm
760 Green Coulee Road
Onalaska WI 54650
Teens - Ages 13 and older
onalaskajaycees
Sept. 19, 2018, 6:02 a.m.
FROM HWY 16- Turn onto Main St. and go WEST until you arrive at Coulee Golf and Bowl...
FROM HWY 35- Turn onto Main street and go EAST until you arrive at Coulee Golf and Bowl...
FROM HWY 53- Take the Main St. Exit and go East Until you arrive at Coulee Golf and Bowl....
FROM COULEE GOLF AND BOWL, turn on to Green Coulee Road. and go .08 of a Mile until you see the 2 Silos on your right, then park somewhere on the street
Clearwater Farm
760 Green Coulee Road
Onalaska WI 54650
43.893800 / -91.202480
La Crosse
January 23rd, 2019 5:44 p.m. CST 1.5.2