Onalaska Jaycees present FearWater Farm's FreakHaven

For the 35th season, the Onalaska Jaycees are proud to present "FearWater Farm's Freakhaven"
a look into what life is like for a traveling Freakshow, when they aren't performing.
After several very long and hard years on the road, Sinner and Gumbo discovered an old farm outside the western Wisconsin community of Onalaska. The farm formerly known as 'Clearwater Farm" was the perfect place to settle down and create a safe haven for the Freaks and their friends. FreakHaven was born.

FreakHaven, is set up like any good commune would be - complete with a grocery store where the freaks can purchase or trade goods, a toyshop to make toy's and other items to help finance the Haven's "activities", even a "Reverand Demonik" who provides spiritual guidance to the Freaks.
Many of the Freaks are given jobs to do based on their skills, and Pukkerz who works the Kissing booth has a Sewing shop where she mends the Costumes, and "Mama" has a kitchen where she is able to provide meals for famished Freaks.

Like any community made up of misfits, FreakHaven attracts some "colorful" people, Like a pair of Twins who always forget to take their meds, and Smirkzie who just isn't right in the head, and Skitzo who needs constant care and attention from orderly Chaos, an ex Asylum employee. There is also Smiley, who was nearly trampled to death at a Black Friday Sale and Sylvia G, who has spent the last few years following Sinner and Gumbo around. There is even an Eye Scream Man named Giggelz, who promised a Girl some ''no strings attached fun" and ironically, turned her and her friend into marionette dolls......

2015 Dates & Times

October 16, 17, 22-24, 29-31

6:30 p.m. – 10:00 p.m. - Tickets available for General Admission Fri and Sat
6;30 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Thursday dates
7:00 p.m. Doors open

Cost & Discounts


Kid's day- $5.00

**Get $2.00 off GENERAL ADMISSION ONLY with TWO (2) non-perishable food items.
These items will be donated to the Onalaska/Holmen Food Basket.
please, No Ramen.

Thursday Nights are "student Appreciation Night'' $5.00 with student I.D

"Skip the Line VIP" $20.00 per person- only 20 Available per night, visit Box office for details

discounts CANNOT be combined

More Information

Closed Today

Nov. 27, 2015


Clearwater Farm
760 Green Coulee Road
Onalaska WI 54650







Recommended For

Teens - Ages 13 and older

Monster Repellent available at box office

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Last Updated

Oct. 7, 2015, 11:29 a.m.

How to Find Us



FROM HWY 16- Turn onto Main St. and go WEST until you arrive at Coulee Golf and Bowl...

FROM HWY 35- Turn onto Main street and go EAST until you arrive at Coulee Golf and Bowl...

FROM HWY 53- Take the Main St. Exit and go East Until you arrive at Coulee Golf and Bowl....

FROM COULEE GOLF AND BOWL, turn on to Green Coulee Road. and go .08 of a Mile until you see the 2 Silos on your left, then drive onto the sidewalk and down into the makeshift parking lot...


Clearwater Farm
760 Green Coulee Road
Onalaska WI 54650

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43.894200 / -91.202480


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